Message to all new members ...

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[glow=red,3,300]Hello ... and welcome to the board[/glow]

This is your friendly Admin ...

... I'm noticing that quite a few people are registering, and thereafter not posting on the board.  And I have to say ... although me and Hales may seem pretty freaky ... we aren't.  Plus we don't bite ... that hard  ;D  Isn't that right, Hales ... Hales ?  :uhoh:

Anyway, if it's the lack of smilies that have stopped you posting on the board ... we will have new smilies up soon  So then you'll have no excuse.



[glow=blue,2,300]Here are a couple of board rules :[/glow]
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1.  Hales is our resident *drooler* ... so please leave all drooling over Nick/Simon to her :drool:  She may even flood the message board with drool from time to time .. but .. she can't help herself, so ... I mean, just give her a break  :drool:

2.  Whatever you do, please don't ever call Nick/Simon ugly ... I did that once, and it earned me quite a :hit: from Hales ... so, I mean, there's no need to put yourself through that kind of torture ...  8)



Well, that's about it ....  

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P.S ... we know that the pop up ads on this board are incredibly annoying ... but due to a lack of funds and resources  ;D ... an ad-free message board is just not a realistic option right now  

Well, what's the solution you ask ?!?  Be patient .. here it comes :
You need to download a program like pop up stopper ... which will disable the opening of any new browser windows (and hence pop up adverts) ... unless you specifically request a new window  

Where are these amazing little utilities, you ask ?  Be patient .. that's coming up too.  There are lots of little programs that perform this useful little function ... but while most of them are shareware ... there are lots of good free ones too.  Pop over to www.download.com .. perform a search, and pick yourself a nice little pop-up stopper :biglaugh:

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In addition to the list of smilies which you will find above the textbox, when posting a message ... here is a list of other smilies you can use :

: biglaugh :   =  :biglaugh:
: rockband :  =  :rockband:
: uhoh :       =  :uhoh:
: drool :       =  :drool:
: finger :      =  :finger:

Just type the colon then the word then another colon ... WITHOUT spaces between the colons and the words  


... more smilies to be added soon  

[Hales]

Okay firstly I don't necessarily drool that much, and I'm all for letting other people drool over Simon/Nick... really! ;D

Simon/Nick is definitely someone to :drool: over I mean come on he's cute!!

Hee, I love the drool icon! and I don't bite really 8)

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Ok ... this is Nick when his dad makes him a partner at F&A : :biglaugh:

And this is Nick when his father changes his mind : :uhoh:

And this is  Nick when he realises he never wanted to be a partner anyway : :finger:

And this is Nick at his new job (on the right) :  :rockband:  ... yeah, whoever thought Nick was into Metallica ...  

[Hales]

*tries to picture Nick jumping up and down*

Sorry I just can't picture him doing that... I think though that he'll just nod and smile :drool: and go about his business.

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Oh, I think Nick would rip it up on guitar ... :biglaugh:


Here are some more smilies :  <br>---------------------------

: angel :              :angel:
: littleangel :        :littleangel:
: doh :                :doh:
: gunfire :            :gunfire:
: boring :             :boring:
: nyah :               :nyah:
: puke :               :puke:   ... my personal favourite  <br>: smirk :               :smirk:  ... this could come in handy
: yakyakyak :        :yakyakyak:
: yawn :               :yawn:
: brushing :           :brushing:
: smash :              :smash:   <br>: wave :               :wave:   ... for when Nick finally comes to post

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Nick is a :littleangel: ... :doh:

One day Nick was busy :brushing: .. when his dad came in and :smash: him over the head ... and the toothbrush went too far down .. and made Nick :puke: .. and when he was done puking, he looked like this : :nyah:

[Hales]

:doh: why didn't I think of that!!  

Anyway the puking key looks disgusting ;D

[Milz]

Hi, everyone.

I'm Milz. I love "The Guardian". I think it's one of the better dramas on television today.

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Hi Milz  ... :wave:

Yeah, I definitely agree.  I also think that Simon is one of the better looking actors on TV today  :doh: :biglaugh:

[Hales]

Hi Milz :wave:

I agree it is one of the best shows on television! And Simon is one of the greatest young actors :drool: not to mention extremely cute

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Hales .. watch the :drool: ... I'm tired of mopping up ... Shane just :puke: and I had to clean it up ...  

[Hales]

Sorry boss! I will dry... I mean try not :drool: oops... too much next time *salutes*

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